Food and sex are two of the greatest pleasures in life. So why not combine them?
In the past, I've had a lot of trouble combining food with other things in my life. At sweet 16 parties, I would dance and dance but I wouldn't eat. Anything. I didn't want people to look over and think "oh, look at the fat girl eating." So the idea of combining food and sex again seemed like something that I shouldn't do.
Of course, eventually I started eating at parties and being in a relationship with a man who loves me no matter what, I started incorporating food into sex.
Whipped Cream: The classic, it can be fun but the thing they don't tell you in porn is that it is COLD! Mr. Sprat isn't a big fan because of that, and I'm not a big fan of being sticky so it's not my personal choice.
Body Paint: They make body paint in a variety of flavors, but chocolate is the most common. Sometimes they come with stencils to paint patterns on each other.
Edible Underwear: I have to imagine that these come in sizes that would exclude most fatties. However you can get creative and make your own. String fruit roll-ups together or use old panties to provide a framework and cover them with something tasty!
Remember: You don't want to put anything sweet in the vulva. It can mess with your PH down there and cause all kinds of problems. Vegetables like carrots can be great for in the vagina, although I personally don't find anything terribly sexy about carrots. Feeding each other can be sexy as well. Again fruit is the common one but if you both love it (and it's not to hot to feed each other comfortably) go for it.
Also, sometimes sharing a post-coital snack can be fun and help bond the two (or three or four) of you. Mr. Sprat and I had a ritual of eating these cheese-filled pretzels after sex and just talking and being naked together. Having a little snack after sex has many benefits: You probably have worked up an appetite, it helps bond the two of you and it keeps you (or your partner) from falling asleep right away.
Anyway you slice it, sex and food are a killer combination and you shouldn't let your fat "shoulds" get in the way of it!
Love,
Mrs. Sprat
I always cringe at the thought of incorporating food and sex. I have a slight germ phobia. I have to be 100% sure everything is washed before eating or touching anything. So you can imagine the anxiety this might bring. Ha-ha! And if I could just add, Ladies: Ask your partner to wash their hands before touching your bits! You'll avoid a few yeast infections or worse! Thanks. That was my PSA for the day. Ha-ha!
ReplyDeleteOkay, now we've GOT to try carrot sex.
ReplyDeleteAlso, as post-coital snacks go, I still fondly remember the days of Nilla Wafers and apple cider. But I've always had more of a sweet tooth than you.